Dear SECRET GOVERNMENT

Seeking the truth. It’s out there (somewhere).

Photo: A birthday card from my granddaughter has me wondering if we have been visited by otherworldly folks. Is that a dinner table or flying saucer near us? Are the aliens helping themselves to the birthday cake? Are those things in the sky from other dimensions or wormholes? (She may be a Nobel Prize candidate in the future for this depiction of future space/time travel.)

Thus, a letter is required.

Dear Secret Government,

Are we alone?

I have noticed a large number of UFO and alien videos on YouTube. As a fan of The X-Files, I know the truth is out there. Besides, everything on the Internet is true. Are you able to release this information to us, the public?

Or is it SECRET?

If you cannot release this information but need to have it preserved for the future, I have an idea — initiate contact with President Trump. The president is very good at keeping secrets, hiding stuff, and may be open to alternate realities. He will allow a slight bending of the truth only when faced with a national emergency. He will never tell us anything. No one reads his tweets. He is your man.

At the minimum, can you disclose to the president information on Area 51? Perhaps throw a nice cocktail party as a cover?

Or just tell us the truth.

We have a deadline of Nov 2020.

Thanks.

A concerned citizen.